Steal Bloopers: Prophets Past

A Gallery of Predictably Predictive Predictors

Here you'll find a curated collection of prophets who were so good at predicting things they ended up stealing them.

Featured Prophets:

• Nostradumb - The Prophet of Nostradamus-esque Predictions
• Prophet Pierre - The Prophet who stole the wheel
• Prophet Biblicius - The Prophet of the Good Book
• Prophet Presto - The Prophet of the Instant Pot
• Prophet Futuricus - The Prophet of the Future

More Prophets:

• Prophet NostraDame - The Prophet of the Damned
• Prophet Biblicius Junior - The Prophet in Training
• Prophet Presto the Second - The Prophet of the Instantaneous Pot

Warning: Prophesying may lead to unintended consequences. Steal at your own risk.